The Jewish Bra

My mom got this in her email.
Subject: The Jewish Bra


A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He
tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."

With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"

He repeated "A Jewish Bra - She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish
Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."

"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests
for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or
the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."

Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the
differences?"

The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."

He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is the Jewish
type for?"

"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."

I'm not quite sure what the Odinist bra is, but I've heard muggers don't dare bother women wearing them.